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Return of the Avatar Contest

Just a friendly reminder that the Sitemeter hits counter on my site is a few days shy of hitting 300,000 and, as in the past, a custom cartoony avatar of your character is up for grabs for anyone who can send me a screenshot of it reading the number on the nose (or the closest number in the event that no one snags the actual one).

The winners’ avatars will be free of charge and will be added to the queue behind a couple of commissioned ones I am working on at the moment.

Speaking of commissioned avatars, if you have “ordered” an avatar through me, be sure to check your e-mail frequently– occasionally I’ll send someone an e-mail alerting them that their avatar is ready and then not hear back from them for quite some time! Not that it’s particularly urgent or anything, and of course I understand that you are busy, heck, we all know how bad I am with keeping up with my e-mail. But, I figured I’d mention it. /nod

Shandara's Hunter DPS Spreadsheet – Online!

Something longtime readers have probably figured out by now is that I am kiiiind of a big Free/Open Source Software fangirl. I make every attempt to use said software when I can, and this affects everything from my browser to my image editor to my IM program to my word processor to my entire operating system. In fact, the reason why I am on Linux is not so much that I’m some sort of computer wizard, because I’m really not– it’s that it’s one of the best ways I can think of to support an ideology that I love.

Because of this, a lot of things that many people take for granted are off-limits to me, and it’s something I am okay with. Shandara’s Hunter DPS Spreadsheet and its predeccesor Cheeky’s have always been some of those things. I’d have to jump through hoops to get Excel installed on my system– too many hoops, in my opinion– and the Open Office versions (when there have actually been Open Office versions) lack a lot of functionality. And so yours truly has always been Spreadsheet-less. And it always made me feel a bit awkward when I would get requests to “Make a blog post about ‘The Spreadsheet’!” … since I didn’t use it.

However, it has been brought to my attention by both Lethal Shots and Improved Tracking that a version of said Spreadsheet is now available online… no Excel required.

I immediately hopped over to test it and was quite pleased with it. You can import your character from the Armory and then do things like tweak your spec or your pet’s spec or your shot rotation and see what the resulting theoretical DPS is. It even includes some fun options such as “Test your DPS with the current 3.2 PTR changes”.

So far I’ve learned that whether or not you are raid-buffed makes a big difference in determining whether you want 1/2 or 2/2 Go for the Throat (At my gear level, 1/2 is sufficient in a raid, but not for mostly solo or small group stuff), and I have also learned that Mortal Shots really isn’t worth a lot as a Beast Master. I’ve always felt awkward only putting 2 or 3 points in there rather than the full five, but anyway I put it, going 5/5 Mortal Shots as opposed to putting those points elsewhere (like in Survival) was a DPS loss… assuming you’re fighting something trackable, of course. So that made me feel a lot better about that.

I also learned that wearing my shiny new Conqueror’s Scourgestalker pants over my old Valorous Cryptstalker is also a slight DPS loss because I lose the +5% pet damage set bonus. I wonder if it would still be a DPS loss if fully raid-buffed. I didn’t check that. /ponder

ANYWAYS! I’ll stop yakking about it and encourage anyone to go check it out and play around with it! The great thing about it is that its results are customized for you and your gear. But remember: it’s not the bible, just a guide!

And a great big THANK YOU and /hugs to whoever made it, enabling us non-Microsoft folks to finally enjoy Spreadsheety goodness! <3 (P.S. the site seems relatively self-explanatory to me, but if I get a lot of requests for a more in-depth "how to" regarding it, I'll provide one. So leave a comment if you're interested in that!)

Improved Mend Pet vs. Spirit Bond

If you are a Beast Mastery hunter, chances are good you have at least one or two talent points floating around in one of these two talents. In fact, if you are doing a fairly common 53/x/x build, then you really only have one point to spare.

So, where do you put that one point? Some people choose Endurance Training, but for me, I prefer to keep the choice between our good friends Spirit Bond and Improved Mend Pet. Let’s take a look at what they do:

1/2 Improved Mend Pet: “Reduces the mana cost of your Mend Pet spell by 10% and gives the Mend Pet spell a 25% chance of cleansing 1 Curse, Disease, Magic or Poison effect from the pet each tick.”

The mana cost reduction is relatively minute (though I suppose it would add up if you were using it a lot), so the big benefit here is mostly the shot IMP has at cleansing things off of your pet. This can be handy when solo’ing/questing to get rid of those nasty debuffs things will occasionally chuck onto your pet, and it can also be handy in a select few raid encounters. *coughHeigancough* Final verdict: Only has a very situational use, but very helpful in said situations.

1/2 Spirit Bond: “While your pet is active, you and your pet will regenerate 1% of total health every 10 sec., and increases healing done to you and your pet by 5%.”

I’ve had people debate me on this before, but I see the regeneration part of this talent as being, well… lackluster and ignorable. =P What we like this talent for is the flat increase on healing done to you and your pet. This could help a little on pet unfriendly fights, and also on player-unfriendly fights. May or may not be enough of a healing boost to save your/your pet’s life when crap hits the fan, though. Final verdict: Goes to waste on stuff like Patchwerk, but may make the life of your healers a tiny tad easier on stuff where there’s lots of AoE damage going around. Also makes your life a tiny tad easier on pet unfriendly fights.

And the Oscar goes to… Look at your situation and decide which one you’d rather have. Currently I am using Improved Mend Pet because I find it to be invaluable on Heigan; I am in Naxx more than most other raids combined at the moment and I pride myself on being able to keep my pet alive through the encounter. If I ever move on from Naxx I may very well move the point over to Spirit Bond. Both talents have their uses and I wouldn’t knock you for using either.

Bonus History Lesson:

Check out the final Beast Mastery talent back in World of Warcraft Beta:

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Survival’s final talent back then…? We shall not speak of it… >.>

Doctor Pike Is In: Fixing Your Hunter DPS

mario_house I get a pretty decent number of comments and e-mails from people asking for advice to help “fix” their DPS. The truth is, there is no giant Band-Aid that is gonna fix your DPS. However, there are a lot of symptoms we can look for to help diagnose the problem and see if we can solve it from there. Doctor Pike is in!

1. Spec: As of right now in Patch 3.1, Beast Mastery produces the lowest DPS of all the hunter specs. That’s not to say it can’t do good numbers, or isn’t viable. However, it’s quite possible that you will see an increase in DPS if you switch to Marksmanship, and then possibly a further DPS increase if you continue on to Survival (at least until you start getting into Ulduar gear). If you aren’t averse to a spec switch, you may want to experiment. If you really like your spec a lot, then that’s great too, and you can read on to see ways to optimize your chosen spec.

Make sure your talents work well together. I love the idea of a hybrid hunter in theory but in the end, there is really no particularly good hybrid build right now. Furthermore, don’t put points in things you don’t need. If you are a Survival hunter, then you don’t need Improved Arcane Shot. Why? Because you don’t use Arcane Shot!

Still, take a look at your situation and see what works for you. For example, I know my hunter DPS tends to idle at about 85-90% while leveling because I take all the talents like Endurance Training, Thick Hide, Spirit Bond, etc. in lieu of a more typical raid spec. But hey, that’s cause I’m leveling! =P And PvP is of course an entirely whole different creature. But you get the gist.

2. Pet Spec: Take a look at the screenshots on this post to see examples of a Ferocity pet build for both 16- and 20- pet talent points. As far as I am aware those are pretty much the max-DPS builds you can get: Charge will get you a tiny DPS increase but myself I don’t think it’s worth it to sacrifice stuff to pick it up since it’s a mid-tier talent. Dash/Dive does the same thing for a fraction less DPS and with the added bonus of being able to let your pet run quickly back to you if needed… Flame Walls on Sarth, for example, or other nasties! (That said, going 1/2 Bloodthirsty and then picking up Charge, if you are a Beast Master, might be worth looking into– I just haven’t tried it yet.)

Some people have asked me questions about Cobra Reflexes; last I checked those are in fact a net DPS gain.

If you can only take one point of Shark Attack or Wild Hunt, take Wild Hunt once you get somewhere above the range of 2500 attack power which just about every hunter should be at if they are level 80 or close to it. The stamina boost is nice too!

My thoughts on Heart of the Phoenix/Lick Your Wounds/etc are as follows: a.) you will have to sacrifice DPS talents to pick them up, and b.) The only time my pet dies is if it’s a wipe or if it’s a pet unfriendly fight and my pet will be dying every ten seconds anyway. So, they are not worth it to me. But as always, your mileage may vary!

3. Glyphs: In WotLK, glyphs can really make or break a spec. I find it kind of ironic because Blizzard introduced them as a way to further customize your character but often your choice of glyphs is rather cut’n’dry.

For example, if you are a Beast Master you pretty much NEED Glyph of Steady Shot and Glyph of Bestial Wrath. All Beast Master PvE specs should have at least those two glyphs. You have slightly more wiggle room with your third glyph; Kill Shot and Hawk are good options, myself, I use Serpent Sting.

I am not quite as knowledgeable with the other specs yet but as far as I’m aware, Glyph of Explosive Shot is pretty much a given for Survival, and Glyphs of Chimera Shot and Serpent Sting (to boost your Chimera Shot damage) are what you want for Marksmanship.

4. Gear/Gems: Most people are geared and gem’d fine so I don’t see this as something we need to go into in too much depth. Remember: The hit cap is important, especially now that it transfers to your pet. If you don’t have enough hit on your gear, gem for it. You want to be at 263 unless you are a draenei or have a draenei twin who follows you everywhere (or if you are Alliance and only ever do 25mans).

…or if you have points in Focused Aim. *almost forgot all about that* >.>

Intellect is a good stat for everybody now because pretty much all specs have 3/3 Careful Aim, and this is why I usually skip over leather gear, even if it is packed with other yummies.

Remember, you don’t need expertise, defense, etc. In the next patch your pets’ expertise will scale from your hit; this means you won’t need expertise in the next patch either, despite some rumors that are going around.

Gem-wise you will probably want to stick to Hit (if not capped), Agi and AP. AP is more of a Beast Master gem, although “when in down, gem Agi… uh… this doesn’t rhyme *cough*” You don’t want to overload on one stat, though. If you have a bunch of AP but your crit is in the toilet, or vice versa, it can often end up being a DPS loss. Which isn’t what you want! =P

and lastly 5. Rotation! This is a good first place to look if you are having DPS issues. I’d advise you to check out my Shot Rotation Compendium for a quick rundown of what you should be doing rotation-wise for each spec, and read the comments too, because said guide isn’t 100% conclusive.

Now there are some things that may be adversely affecting your DPS which you can’t do much about. Stinky internet connections and lag, poor computer performance, or even simply a lack of familiarity with a certain spec will put you at a disadvantage. Hopefully, though, I’ve covered the basics well enough to help a few of you out.

Now go take two pills and call me in the morning. And remember, don’t get discouraged if it takes you a while to “fix” your DPS… afterall, we all know what happens when the doctors on TV think the case is solved and it’s only halfway through the episode, riiiight? =P

Still Doing the LF Guild Dance

Been feeling a bit lonely lately now that it’s been almost a month since I’ve been in a guild with my main character. I’m not entirely sure what I want to do about it though. All I ever see recruiting are either diehard raiding guilds, or “We are a new guild who will help you level and we have a tabard, PST!” I’m sorta looking for something inbetween, if that makes sense.

Ironically, the guild that I ran Naxx with for a few months is now recruiting ranged DPS for Naxx25 and Ulduar10, which is, guess what, exactly where most of my gear upgrades are! A few of the higher-ranking people in said guild are also aware that I am guildless, though I have yet to receive any sort of guild invite (although I think they are probably trying to be polite). They’re good people, too, and they seem to like me a lot.

So why haven’t I joined that guild yet? Because last I checked, their Naxx25/Ulduar10 runs happen when I am at work nine times out of ten. So, I’m kinda torn. Should I join that guild and just see what happens, or should I keep guild-shopping and hope for something with a better-fitting schedule?

And what is the best way to go guild-shopping anyway, aside from sitting around in GuildRecruitment and trying to make a good impression in PuGs?

/ponder…

(P.S. While I am still somewhat reluctant to do a server transfer, yes, I am still willing to take a serious look at all guild offers I get through this blog, cause ya never know! Must be Alliance, must be on an RP or RP-PvP server, and must be okay with the fact that I do not have any semblance of a set schedule and thus can not guarantee I can make raids on a regular basis. >.>)

Blood Elves and Dragons and Kael'thas, Oh My!

I never did Magisters’ Terrace at level 70. I’m not really sure why, other than I was holding out for a while to see if I could go with some of my guildies (we all thought doing a new instance for the first time together sounded awesome), but it never materialized, and then by the time I thought about going ahead and PuG’ing it I would’ve felt silly saying “So by the way, I know WotLK is coming out in a month or two but I haven’t done this instance yet…”

So I never did it.

There is one thing Kael’thas drops though that I really want: a minipet. So after sitting around thinking “Man, I should really find a group to go help me grind MgT with” for weeks, I decided “If you want something done, you have to do it yourself.”

Well, with your pet. But you know.

I had a couple things going against me. Lack of a Tenacity pet was a biggie (and my stable is full of pets that I… really don’t want to abandon), as was lack of a Super-Crazy-Pet-Tanking spec. But hey, you can always try, right?

I picked Eltanin, my Windserpent– a cunning pet– to be my companion on this experiment. I figured he would be a better choice than any of my Ferocities. Once out of the stable, I spec’d him into everything like Great Stamina and Cornered, and then headed off!

First boss was cake, even using my Beast Master glass cannon raid spec. He’s basically Warlord Kalithresh Redux if you don’t know how the fight goes (though it occurs to me that most of you who don’t know how the fight goes probably haven’t done Warlord Kalithresh either…)

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Second boss was Curator Redux, aaaaand I soon realized I couldn’t do it with aforementioned Beast Master glass cannon raid spec. The solution? Hearthed out to Stormwind, spec’d into Super-Crazy-Pet-Tanking spec and bought a Glyph of Mending, and came back and tried again. He still put up a pretty big challenge and there was a point where I had to Distracting Shot pull + kite the guy for a while, to give Eltanin some extra Mend Pet time, but it all worked out in the end.

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The next guy… isn’t a boss. But he’s hot, so I’m posting his picture anyway.

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Third boss… oh gosh, how do I describe this. Close your eyes and imagine five guys plus a couple of pets and demons, all lined up in a row. And one of them heals, a lot. It’s like the twisted lovechild of Illidari Council and Moroes. Now imagine you’re by yourself. /gulp

The first attempt was a spectacular wipe, and then a little thought occured to me: hey, this is just like PvP. I should forget about doing the pet-tanking thing, and just burst-damage everyone to death. Plus, Aimed Shot would sure come in handy against that healer…

And so I did something nuts. I switched over to my Marksmanship dual-spec, and respec’d Eltanin to maximize my own survivability with things like Roar of Sacrifice. I basically pretended like I was spec’ing him for Alterac Valley or something.

Then I put a Frost Trap down, waited for the cooldown, and pulled…

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OHYEAH! Combination of Frost Trap kiting, Feign Deaths and Readiness, that. /phew

By that point, I was feeling confident. I was on a roll, I’d just killed this boss fight that had looked near impossible on the surface, and there was only one boss left: Kael’thas himself.

But then there was something I wasn’t banking on.

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These guys. They are all standing right in front of Kael’thas and if you don’t kill them all in one sitting, they all respawn.

Did I mention that they do this thing where they stun you and put stupidly painful DoTs on you? And do this explosion thing? It’s like being ambushed by a rogue, warlock, and mage. At the same time. All in some little room where getting range is almost impossible. Yeeeeah. I apologize in advance for the nightmares you’ll have about it tonight.

Needless to say I pulled out all the stops on this battle. I tried everything. I tried Beast Mastery, I tried Marksmanship, I tried kiting them to a more open area, heck, I even tried Frost Trap -> Volley -> Feign Death -> Frost Trap -> Volley. No dice.

…then, after about nine or ten wipes and a repair break, I found out you can sneak past them and get to Kael’thas! For a brief moment I had a glimmer of hope restored to my eye!

Got Kael’thas down to about 50% and then the Fantastic Five (or Six, or however many there were in that group) decided it would be really funny to aggro and go Jackson Pollock on my butt. I Feigned to reset the fight and tried again, but same deal.

So, for the time being, I will have to concede that Magister’s Terrace is prrrroooobably not solo’able without a Tenacity pet to Thunderstomp that last pull and keep them off of you. If you can figure out a way to do it otherwise, please tell me, because for the time being it looks like I may have to vote one of my pets off the island return one of my pets to the wilderness and obtain a Tenacity pet in order to conclude what I started.

Next time, mister… next time.

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The Meeting: A Story

This story is dedicated to all my lovely Horde readers (though I hope my Alliance friends like it too). Enjoy <3

“Throm’ka and at ease, soldier.”

“Throm’ka,” replied a young and snowy white tauren, dressed in mail and accompanied by a red lynx the color of a bonfire in the night. The cat’s yellow eyes glowed in the morning mists and the tauren’s breaths made puffs in the crisp air at Agmar’s Hammer. “Have you need of me today, sir?”

“We are always in need of meat from the elk to replenish our stocks,” replied Overlord Agmar gruffly. He must’ve noticed the ever-so-slight slump in the tauren’s shoulders, as hard as she tried to hide it, and it was this that caused Agmar to place a heavy, scarred green hand on her shoulder and say “Daughter of the Horde. You have done much with your diplomatic skills to help bring the Taunka into the fold. And you are a talented hunter who trains hard. This, anyone can see. But you are not yet ready to advance to our next outpost. Remember: all that you do here is in service of the Warchief and is as important as anything else in this war. Your time will come. Now be strong! Lok’tar Ogar!”

“Lok’tar Ogar!” replied the Tauren, feeling a bit revitalized and throwing a salute. Then she turned and headed out of the keep, her crimson cat right beside her.

Once out of the gates of Agmar’s Hammer she closed her eyes and took a deep breath, willing the power and warmth of the sunrise into her spirit and chilled body, and then pulled her prize Talbuk out of the nearby stables and headed southwest, where she knew by experience there were plenty of elk.

It wasn’t long before she spotted the plentiful herds of Snowfall Elk roving among the trees, trying to pick what forage they could from the snow and ice. As always, the tauren was a little disappointed by the lack of challenge they offered. Oh, the big ones put up enough of a fight sometimes, but with the help of her lynx who was growing ever stronger (much to his master’s great pride), this particular hunt wasn’t exactly something she could hone her skills on. As such, she was probably paying a little less attention than usual that day, slipping off of her Talbuk at a spot near a particularly large tree and deftly preparing her ammunition for the upcoming encounter. Her cat paced a little beside her, eager for action, and the tauren muttered “Patience, Alyosha… patience” to sooth him. He calmed down a little, and the hunter notched the arrow to her bow and aimed, ready to give Alyosha the command…

A flash beside her.

She whirled around to see a mass of feathers and fur: Alyosha tussling with a gray blur with a sharp blue beak. The tauren, who knew a good deal about the wildlife of Azeroth, only needed a second to register that whatever creature it was was not native to this region, which meant…

“Back, Tux,” a voice rang out. The elk scattered, and standing between the trees was a night elf, her skin a light, wintry blue, her hair a garish bluegreen, her armor well-crafted and intricately designed, albeit rather dirty, and her exquisite and deadly rifle pointed at the tauren’s heart. Her owl was perched beside her in a heartbeat, never once blinking or taking his eyes off of Alyosha’s, who, similarly, was standing by his master’s side, staring back unwaveringly. The tauren, though, was caught, like a small animal in one of her own traps. She had been reckless and now was paying the price. She could only hope for a swift death at the hands of her enemy, then, to avoid the dishonor of having made such a terrible, shameful mistake…

“Do you speak Common?” asked the night elf abruptly, in a voice that was clear but somewhat harsh in timbre, like the squawk of a crow.

The young tauren gulped, surprised at this twist. Best not to show fear, she decided at last. Perhaps she could trick her opponent into thinking that she had more with her. “Yes,” she replied as calmly as she could. “Some.”

The night elf seemed to nod slightly before letting out a chuckle and lowering her gun, though not her guard. “Relax kid… I’m not gonna kill ya. Out hunting, were you?”

The tauren blinked. Was it a trick? She briefly considered taking the opportunity to lift her own bow but then realized that the owl’s gaze was still boring into the back of Alyosha’s skull, and the night elf’s armor– no doubt granted to her from various generals and politicians for a variety of great feats and heroism– was a sign that this particular hunter’s skill far outmatched her own. No, she had no choice but to play along and see what happened.

“Elk,” she said simply.

The night elf nodded and spat a piece of bark gum into the snow. As she did so, her owl relaxed his gaze a little and stretched his wings, and the tauren marveled at the bond the two seemed to share and the synchronization of their movements and emotions. The elf was clearly of the school of beast mastery hunting, as was the tauren herself, and to truly become one with one’s companion was the goal of all beast masters everywhere– a goal that the owl and his master had clearly reached. “I’m Tawyn”, the elf said finally, kneeling down on the ground. “A hunter. And you…?”

The tauren was quiet. Should she trust this elf with her name? It was rare for her to come across one that wasn’t trying to kill her.

It was as if Tawyn could read her mind, and she snorted. “Look. It’s clear to me that we are both of the same mind. I can see that. And you’d have to be mighty ignorant not to see the same. Why would I want to harm you? There’s few of us in this world anymore to begin with.”

“You might be lying,” said the tauren.

“Perhaps. Everyone lies. And everyone jumps to conclusions.”

A brief moment of silence as the tauren chewed this over. Finally, she sat down herself and said “In my language I am called Mu’sha Nitawa; the Weapon of the Moon. In yours… Lunapike.”

“Big name.”

“It was given to me by a shaman at my birth. It had something to do with my… my colorings. You do not see many of us in my tribe that are pure white.”

“So they got big expectations for ya, don’t they?”

Lunapike was silent. She found herself judging the night elf’s expression. Her gaze was intense and somewhat stormy, but not unfriendly, and above all a sincerity seemed to lie therin. And so finally the Tauren continued. “I was supposed to be a mighty warrior, like my father and mother. But I chose to follow the path of the Great Hunt– and travel far away to befriend the creature I saw in my dreams, a cat the color of sunfire…” she broke off as she reached over to gently pat Alyosha. “My parents… thought I should do what I felt was right. The rest of my tribe was not so understanding. So I left. Now I travel and fight for the Horde.”

Tawyn nodded. “So that is why you are in Northrend?”

“Yes.”

“Hrmm,” grunted the night elf, lazily scratching an arm. Lunapike couldn’t help but notice how distinctly… un-night-elf-like she was. Surely she must have an interesting story behind her, thought the tauren.

“Why are you here?” Lunapike ventured.

“Me?”

“You.”

Tawyn chuckled. “I shoot things. Those things die. I get paid for it. And then I can buy ale for me and good quality meat for Tux here.” She ruffled her owl’s headfeathers and for the first time in their meeting thus far, Lunapike saw a lightness in the night elf’s eyes and an extreme tenderness in her touch.

“That is why you are here now, perhaps. There must be something that drew you here, initially, when the land was still raw…” hinted the tauren. “Something, or someone, or…”

“Sheddup! I’m a hunter, I walk alone, ya hear?” Tawyn barked, eyes flashing, and Lunapike, taken aback by the sudden outburst, dropped it.

Tawyn leaned her back against a tree trunk and closed her eyes, breathing deeply. She had regained her composure surprisingly quickly, it seemed. “Got tired of the politics. I live in Stormwind, ya see. I live among the humans, having long ago left my kind. But these days, y’see it everywhere, among every race. Hypocrisy. I wanted out. Northrend seemed like a good place to go. So here I am, and here I stay, for now.” She shrugged. Lunapike thought she saw something in the elf’s face that hinted at more, but she couldn’t be entirely sure, and she knew better than to suggest it again. So the tauren simply said “I see.”

And for a moment the two hunters sat quietly, their pets keeping watch, as the elk herds slowly started to move back in. At random Tawyn’s eyes flew open at some point and she leaned over toward Lunapike. “Listen. Do you wanna be a hunter? Really wanna be one?”

“Of course,” said Lunapike, a little bemused.

Tawyn paused for a moment and then continued. “I was once told that there were three things that matter to a hunter, and three alone: your pet, your gun, and your wits. To an extent, that is true. But never underestimate the value of a fellow hunter. We’re all we’ve got. We’re all we understand. We’re all we can trust. This supposed war between the Horde and the Alliance… between you and I… this is not as important as making sure the tradition of the hunt always continues.”

Lunapike nodded. “I understand.”

Tawyn stood up and brushed the snow off her legguards. Then she reached a gloved hand down to Lunapike, who took it and let herself be pulled up.

“Now,” said Tawyn, “let’s bag us up some elk.”

Patchwerk University Says…

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Well, I did it. Got into Naxxramas as Survival. Unfortunately it was a 10man and not a 25man, and furthermore… the raid was kind of a giant failure. Yay PuGs, right?

It had one thing going for it though. The raid decided to do Patchwerk first. So that’s what I did. (And all I did in Naxx, actually.)

I felt really in the zone. I had super rhythmic music playing in the background, I was firing my shots in the correct order, my latency was low, my FPS was high, I was watching Quartz like a hawk and hitting my buttons and hotkeys the split second I was able to. Perezvon was Furious Howl’ing up a storm and I felt like I had finally nailed Survival and that there was absolutely no way in heck I wouldn’t beat my previous 10man Patchwerk high score.

So when it was all said and done and all the dust settled down I whipped out Recount…

I was a thousand DPS higher than second place.*

…I was 400 DPS lower than what I usually do as BM. (3333 as SV compared to 3700ish on most of my BM attempts. My personal high score on 10man Patchwerk is 3980, as Beast Master.)

/tilts head to one side and scratches scalp

And so I leave it at that. See, I am going to be working evenings the rest of the weekend so my chances of getting into another raid before I continue with the project and move on to Marksmanship are slim.

The verdict? Well, to be honest with you guys I am convinced I was using the right glyphs, spec, and rotation. And that screenshot I posted in my last post was a bad example; normally my pet is only doing about 15% of my damage, he was doing an unusually high amount in that last screenshot due to the mechanics of the fight, but I know I was pulling my weight this time.

So why did I not see this big DPS increase? Why did I wind up failing the Patchwerk test?

My guess is that it’s a gear issue. The vast majority of my gems are +hit gems, and I couldn’t exactly afford to lose those so I couldn’t re-gem to Agi. On top of that, I am puttering around in a mixture of Heroics blues, Naxx10 stuff, and a couple of Naxx25 and badge lewts. My guess is that at a lower gear level (like mine), BM simply scales… better.

And honestly I can’t help but think the fact that the Beast Mastery playstyle feels like it’s simply a natural extension of myself helps too… =P

Survival was an interesting experience, to say the least. I have gone from absolutely and utterly disliking the playstyle at the beginning of the week, to a sort of jovial handshakey acquaintanceship. I can appreciate the complexities of the shot rotation (even if staring at Quartz and my action bars made me feel horrifically claustrophobic) and the big Explosive Shot crits were pretty fun to watch– when I could see them out of the corner of my eye while staring at the action bars, anyway.

…but it wasn’t quite “home”. I have heard it said that playing a hunter spec is just pressing buttons in a different order… we will have to agree to disagree on that one. *nods*

* The second-place contestant was a very good Death Knight friend of mine who is normally neck-and-neck with me in the DPS department. He later expressed his befuddlement to me at how very poor his DPS was that round, and I’m starting to wonder if the group makeup was just horrible somehow and if that had something to do with my own performance. Guess I’ll never know, though. Not having a stable raid group sort of made it rather difficult to do a decent analysis of specs, really.

NOW We're Gettin' Somewhere

Survival_OS

So that’s basically about, oh, 50-100 DPS more than I do as BM on 10man Patchwerk. I probably should’ve just snapshotted the Current Fight (I think it was on Overall) but hey, it was a nice number. And much more than I’ve normally been doing as Survival so far this week. (Even if the whole Twilight Torment thing from my pet kinda skewed the numbers. I had decent numbers on the other fights too, so it’s justified. /cough)

Mostly I’m surprised because I don’t feel like I changed my playstyle at all. I did wind up sucking it up and installing Quartz this morning, but I don’t think it had much of an effect, since overall my latency is pretty low and my FPS is pretty high. Very helpful for my moonkin, though. >.> 1900 DPS at level 75? Yes please. Aaaanyways, perhaps I just got the right mix of buffs, finally.

I feel like I am finally starting to get into the Survival groove. Maybe. At least, this was the first time I saw a bunch of mobs and thought “Oh! I should use Frost Trap for Lock and Load!” only to find out it was on cooldown because of Black Arrow. I’ll uh… remember next time. >.>

…Frost Trap is the one, right? <.<

In Which Pike Needs To Learn to Play

So I am both pleased and somewhat befuddled to report that any Beast Master worth their salt could destroy me in DPS right now. Seriously, today, spec’d cookie-cutter Survival and using a cookie-cutter wolf, in both a 10man and a 25man VoA… I wound up a good 300-400 DPS short of what I’d do as Beast Master.

…heck, I do more DPS as a Beast Master in 10man Naxx than I did as a Survivalist in 25man VoA today. And I had a kitty druid and a bazillion other yummy things in VoA that I normally don’t have in Naxx.

Before you ask, yes I’ve read the Elitist Jerks threads, yes I’m using a glyph/spec/rotation setup I got from them, and yes, I am being very careful not to overwrite my Explosive Shot DoTs when Lock n’ Load procs.

My only theories are a.) the massive slowdown my computer likes to throw at me in 25mans (though that still doesn’t explain the performance I wasn’t exactly proud of in the 10man today), b.) my AP gems are coming back to haunt me (Edit: Now that I think about it, I think I have mostly +hit gems… so never mind >.>), c.) it takes more than a few days to figure out the nuances of this spec, or d.) I hacked the gibson and bent the rules of the game to my will so BM simply does more DPS when I play it.

*shifty eyes*

I’m glad I’ve set the rule on myself that I must stay my test specs for a full week though, or I woulda given up and respec’d by now. I will figure out these Survivalist Shenanigans if it’s the last thing I do.

In druid news, I healed ZA. Well, part of it. Eagle Boss can go die. x_x

(P.S. Just to clarify, you don’t have to worry about me turning into a superhardcore min/max style hunter. I am going pure cookie-cutter right now merely out of curiosity to see if I can figure out what the hype is about, so to speak. Once my curiosity is sated I can go back to things like, well, using my raptor <3)