The big patch is coming in about five days and hopefully this time we’ll get more than SELFIE cameras (I mean, I LOVE the selfies and the Twitter integration but come on Blizzard.) So, what can we look forward to this time? Well…
1. NOSTALGIA – aka timewalking. TBC and WotLK friends, to me! This is our hour.
2. TANAAN JUNGLE – aka “LOTSA NEW MONSTERS! …okay well they’re new skins of old monsters, whatever. New quests! Okay, well they’re the same quests but BETTER REWARDS… okay well they’re not really better rewards they’re kind of the same armor skins too you’re kind of lazy Blizzard BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT”
3. FLYING – aka finally I can do in five minutes what I’ve been doing in twenty MY BODY IS READY
4. SAYING FAREWELL TO ASPECT OF THE FOX – aka oh yeah we still have that spell? Huh.
5. AIRCRAFT CARRIERS – aka what game is this again? Am I playing World of Warcraft or am I playing Hearts of Iron II?
… huh. I’m running out of stuff. Okay let’s see here, lemme dig, I’m sure I can find something… A HA
6. PVP NERFS FOR HUNTERS! Because you know I don’t lose Alterac Valley enough already… okay this isn’t really something to look forward to for me soooo moving on
7. BLINGTRON’S SECRET VAULT is gonna give us more money like, did you guys see this one? MMO-Champion dug it up and I’m okay with it.
8. NEW RAID which is going to be unlocked…
…very…
…slowly…
…on LFR…
okay I’m starting to stall here, I’m honestly running out of stuff to say, so
9. AIRCRAFT CARRIERS
and 10. AIRCRAFT CARRIERS
Basically I’m here to collect my boats, Blizzard, give me my boats, please and thank you
There is also:
– Costumes for Pepe!
– Specc changes makes Surv terrible
– Tier set bonus! BM gets some pretty nice stuff.