Steam sales are here, which means it’s time to add to your neverending collection.  Because if you’re anything like me, you are a dragon who hoards video games.

If you’re not sure where to start or what to get, never fear!  Here’s a quick start guide on how to sniff out the best deals.

STEP ONE: Praise Lord Gaben.

STEP TWO: Head over to the Steam Sales Tracker, which will become your best friend over the course of the next ten days.  This handy website will tell you what the most discounted games across the entire Steam platform currently are.  Even better, you can sort by many different variables including rating and price.  So yeah.  Steam Sales Tracker.  Bookmark it.

STEP THREE: Plug yourself into Steamleft.com and weep.

And that’s it.  Pike’s easy, three step guide to enjoying the Steam sales.

Just… don’t bankrupt yourself, okay?  And I’m here for you if you need moral support.  I’M HERE FOR YOU.