TWO JORMUNGARS IN THE MOUNTAINS *cough* (Screenshot Fun)

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“Okay, Dragonbots… roll out.”

TawynRaidBuffedAug09

Raidbuffed. I basically pulled my character screen up and promptly made a O_O face.

WashRaidBuffedAug09

Wash, raidbuffed. 4458 Attack Power.

My jaw. It was on the floor.

5434DPS

Caster? What’s a caster?

This was on trash, so nothing important, but as far as I am aware this is the highest single-target (aka, none o’ that silly Volley spam) DPS I have ever attained. I was very happy to do this well as a Beast Master. ^_^ I giggled like a maniac when I took this screenshot. This also means Wash was doing somewhere in the area of 2500 DPS by himself. You probably won’t want to curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal anytime soon. *sage nod*

Since last week, I have replaced four pieces of gear; since two weeks ago, I have replaced five. They have all been pretty substantial upgrades, and it’s really showing in my DPS. Last week, I was feeling kind of sheepish, putting along somewhere in the middle of Recount– this time, whenever I remembered to check anyway, I was somewhere near the top. I am so glad to be able to contribute to my guild and raid group via Massive Quantities of Sustained Ranged PewPew. *nods*

I had a lot of fun today, I didn’t even see many new bosses (well, I saw a few), but I had so much fun! We did some messing around in the new 25man as well. You know, the one with the infamous Two Jormungars. We had some issues that prevented us from nailing Northrend Beasts but we got pretty close a couple times. I was doing about 4500ish DPS all told on those bosses, from what I saw. It is really weird to think that just a few months ago, 3800 was my high score on Patchwerk. But yes, I am glad to report to you all that Beast Mastery seems to be back in business for the most part ^_^

Just for fun, and because I stink at remembering the names of bosses, I present to you:

Pike Names The Ulduar Bosses She Has Seen So Far:
(Can you figure out who is who? =P)

Vehicle Fight
Dragon Thing
Fire Guy
Elmo Bot
Doctor Octopus/Falcon Punch/That Group of Three Annoying Guys
Giant Popup Book Guy
Cat Chick
Hodir (Oh hey, I remembered someone’s name!)
Fight That Involves Running To Walls and Millions of Adds Because It Is Kel’Thuzad Redux In The Mountains

…hmm. That’s all I’ve seen so far. >.> The list shall be expanded at a later date.

WoW is so fun lately, between raidstuff on Tawyn, gearing up Lunapike, and dinking around on my lowbies, I’m having a blast <3

15 thoughts on “TWO JORMUNGARS IN THE MOUNTAINS *cough* (Screenshot Fun)”

  1. Giant Tank Dude
    Dragonbot
    Crotchpocket
    Elmobot
    Bridgedude with the Arms
    The Three Guys with the Runs on the Ground
    Cat Lady
    Voltron Dude
    Hoh Dear
    Guy with the huge Jormungar
    Bastard Crab (This is as far as we’ve tried)

  2. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing wrong. I”m BM specced and I can’t come anywhere near that kind of DPS. Course I”m probably gemmed wrong and I need a lot more enchants..but still!!! Ok I admit it..I am a noob.

  3. Wow.. 4500 dps? That’s pretty darn high. That’s on par with the mages in my guild when we run 25 ulduar. O_O

    Sadly, my poor ret pally does maybe 3.5k at the most…. /cry

  4. Dang! 4500 & 5400 DPS? Awesome. Gratz on the milestone, Pike! ^_^

    Gives me a major bit to look forward to. I ran ToC recently as my Hunter in Marks, (Due to not feeling like switching and wanting to fiddle with Marks some more…) and it was hilarious how I actually didn’t die during Paletress, even in Normal, where she is still annoying as all get-up-and-go… Right before it fell apart (We ran Norm about three times.) I mentioned I wanted to give my BM and my Devilsaur some love, and the Warrior was sad about how that would mean no more Trueshot for him. I rofl’d. xDD;;

    I felt like I did well in that, even in my blues/greens, because I need more gear on her. o_o; (My reward was an epic belt, to replace a green. I was very happy.)

    I love the boss names by the way, I was able to get most of them. The others, I had no idea, mainly because I never got to see them. Curses to bad raid times. :/

  5. Those sure are some sexy numbers, Pike. Pretty soon you’ll be asking us if we’re 18; or else no more Aspect of the Hare for us. 😉

    But alas, I’ve been back for about a week after a four-month absence from the game. Still haven’t found a new Guild, still haven’t done so much as a five-man in over four months. At the time my old computer bought the farm, I could do about 3k on a regular basis in my Naxx-10 gear, to my recollection. My, how the times have changed. Sigh…

    It’s nice to see you doing well, Pike. I’ve been able to go back and catch up on all the posts I missed, but it was kind of weird reading them in reverse order…

    Keep givin’ ’em Heck, Pike. 🙂

    Will

  6. Okay, I’m thinking:

    1. Greymalkin
    2. Tawyn
    3. Draniz
    4. Tirionen
    5. Adocun
    6. Karagos
    7. Karhazn
    8. Gimiley
    9. Farbio? Siik?
    10. Eagan
    11. Darlezi
    12. Zoei

    How close was I? ^^

  7. @ Xonate – Draniz was actually on top. Grey was third, she later said she forgot to put up her tracking which would be a 5% damage loss for her at the time, which explains it =P

    As for the others… hmm. You did get a couple mixed up. And Andalrion is #4 ^_^

  8. How dare Adocun beat me in DPS, time to get best of best gems!

    Also the dragons at the summoning stone was amazing. And you wrecked those DPS meters, grats.

  9. Doing awesome Taw 😀
    Next week we’ll totally down him, and I’ll get to stay the whole night X_x

  10. OMG SHOOT THE PLANTS ALREADY, MORE PYRITE
    GUARANTEED CRITS? YES I WILL SHATTER GOLEMS, THANKS
    COME ON 30 MORE DWARVES FOR MY ACHIEVEMENT
    DROP MY GLOVES ALREADY
    DROP MY GUN ALREADY
    I HATE SOAKING STATIC DISRUPTION
    GOD DAMN CATS
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 45K CHIMERA CRIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    IN THE MOUNTAINS
    STOP BLOWING ALL THE LASHERS
    I NEVER GET TO RIDE THE SPIDER TANK
    SHADOW CRASH IS HARD (AND PROFOUND DARKNESS IS HARDER)
    WOLF LIKE EAT BRAINS

    That’s more accurate >_>;

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